HEADLINE: Stop trying to fix him. Start coloring instead.

Do you prefer your book boyfriends with a criminal record and a questionable moral compass? Is your favorite color "Pitch Black"? Do you find red flags weirdly attractive?

Welcome home, you beautiful weirdo.

Dark Hearts and Dirty Mouths is the ultimate adult coloring book designed exclusively for the "Smut Girlies" who know that a fictional villain does it better. Whether you are recovering from a massive book hangover or just need to dissociate for a while, this book is your new best friend.

Packed with gothic aesthetics, dark humor, and enough profanity to make a sailor blush, this collection celebrates the spicy, toxic, and obsessed tropes we hate to love.

This isn't just a coloring book. It’s a mood. It’s for the readers who know that if he’s not stalking you, does he even like you..

Grab your markers, pour a glass of wine, and embrace the darkness.