I'm the fifth child of eleven born to Frank and Salme Doey of Shillington, Ontario, Canada. Being part of such a huge family was and still is a wonderfully challenging and always fun experience. I've been greatly blessed. Throughout my life, I've enjoyed many artistic venues such as painting murals, ink drawings, pastel/chalk illustrations, and barn wood creations and I've had so much fun creating paper mache' and gourd bowls, puppet making was challenging but oh, so much fun along with writing my own plays for them. Now, as I enter my retirement years I finally have time to tell you about a characteristic little cow: Ms. Moo Dawna Pattymaker and the bodacious bullshooter of her dreams! She's much like me I suppose, maybe even a little like you as well! There's much she has to learn in life but the cow has a firm hold on her 'forte' list and no matter what comes her way, she won't let go. I hope you enjoy this book and the others to follow. Remember: There's power in smiling stupidly.