The Toilet Book
The book to read while sitting on the toilet.
by Ricky 'Bushman' Browne
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About the Book
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It’s the perfect book to sit by the toilet. It takes about as long to read as it takes you to squeeze out a loaf after attending an all you can eat buffet. This book is not just for you, it's for your guests. Let them feel more at ease doing their business while you sit in the next room separated only, by a few sheets of gyprock.
"This book made me feel that my type of humour is in fact totally acceptable."
— Geraldine Boog
"This book certainly isn't for everyone, but it made me laugh all the same."
— Justin Berbers
"It’s the perfect poopin' book!"
— Derryl Snummers
"I don't know what was more enjoyable, the book, or the big turd I had while reading it."
— Garry Protter
"I look forward to toilet time these days, as long as I've got my Toilet Book!"
— Andrew O’Kete
"I caught my wife reading my ‘Toilet Book’ the other day, I said, 'Get your own toilet book.'"
— Larry Brinn
"Toilet humour is my favourite humour."
— Jenifer Anistone
"Nothing like a good poo joke."
— David Attenboroughorough
"Toilet time is so much more fun since purchasing this book. And the people who come to visit love having toilet breaks at my house!"
— Bridget Jonas
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Don’t have time to read a real book? Love to chuckle and have a laugh? Want something to lend your friends to prove you have a sense of humour? Need a reason to get out of bed in the morning? Well, this book is for you!
The best medicine book series books are designed to be read in a single sitting without the pressure of further commitment. Your busy, I’m busy. Who reads anymore. Re-read them, pass them on, or put them on the coffee table to offer guests during awkward silences. But the number one reason to read these books is to have a giggle and forget about the shit-show that is the world.
Ricky 'Bushman' Browne is a self-published author who writes about politics, society, authenticity, and personal development. Along with satire and comedy designed to make people laugh and reflect, or just laugh. Ricky is a straight shooter, not one for floury prose or overly descriptive emotional grabs. He pulls no punches and tells it as he sees it in a way that is honest to himself and the reader. Ricky's attitude to writing is one of putting himself out there without worrying about popularity or news cycles. He wants his work to be timely but also not go out of date as soon as the earth does a full rotation of the sun. Born Ricky Nolan Browne, Ricky is a simple man with simple wants and needs. But as a human with children, he would like to die knowing that he at least tried to turn the dial towards a more peaceful, civilised, accepting society, one driven by personal growth, and not the growth of bank balances.